AT HOMEHusband: "Whats with that wind?"
Me: "I dunno. Your mom says its Canadian."
Husband: *laughs* "It might be. I thought you had something to do with it."
Me: "No, I don't have the power to control the elements."
AT WORKMe: *tells customer total*
Customer: *gives me money*
Me: *enters wrong ammount. takes out calculator to make sure I fix it properly*
Customer: "Did I do something wrong?"
Me: "No, you're good. I just broke my math."